Male Pee Emergency – Male Golfers’ Problem
Irrespective of gender the human biology brings about the need to relieve ourselves. Dealing with such needs can be an issue depending on where we are and the situation we are in. In this post I would like to focus more on Male Pee Emergency among golfing men.
We all know how embarrassing it is when the need to relieve ourselves hit at a wrong place and a wrong time.
No matter how much we prepare to prevent such emergencies, we always fell victims of circumstances at one time or another. One such unpleasant circumstance is when out in the vast golf course and no chance to use the woods.
In such instances, the first common solution that comes instinctively to mind is to hold the pee fighting against the biological needs until you get to a place where you can let go. However, such temporary measures might not work if you are in the middle of a golf game unless you have a bucket full strategies to hold in pee. So arming yourself with the know-how, how might avoid unnecessary embarrassment.
How to Hold in Pee
There is a lot of discussion on how to hold in pee and you might have one or two handy strategies, but let’s look at some of the how to hold in pee strategies.
- Change body position.
Repositioning your body help reduce the pressure that you might be experiencing. As you reposition yourself you need to feel which position feel more comfortable and stick to that for some time. While golfing, repositioning can be challenging as you need to move now and then. However, if you take advantage of the waiting periods between turns you can play around with different body positions to get you through the pee spell.
- Increase your body temperature (Keep warm).
Our bodies tend to remove water from our bodies when it’s cold in order to keep warm. Likewise when it is warm our bodies keep in water to keep cool. Therefore, increasing your body temperature by keeping warm we tend to keep in water in our bodies much longer.
- Urinary Distraction
Urinary distraction is to distract yourself from the pee pressure by thinking of something else. In other words, engage your mind with other things to trick the hypothalamus. Hypothalamus is part of the brain that controls many of our bodily functions.
- Envision closing your urethra
This is visualizing how the urethra closing functions to hold in pee. The importance of such visualization helps reduce the use of unnecessary pressure on the abdomen and the pelvis. In turn this reduces the pee pressure and focuses all the energy on the urethra opening.
- Avoid liquids
Liquids are the enemy number one! When under pee duress, the bladder is already full. Adding more liquids will only cause more need to relieve yourself. Staying away from liquids even if you feel thirsty is safer.
- Avoid laughing
Laughing brings about unnecessary body movement that stresses the abdomen. This condition is also known as incontinence stress. Such pressure adds to the pee pressure and makes it difficult to hold any longer.
- Stay still
Any jarring movement or movement in general tend to put pressure on our abdomens just like the laughing case above. Avoiding such by staying still would help relieve stress. One way to stay still to is to cross your legs and keep one position for some time.
Consequences of Holding in Urine.
- Urinary Tract Problem
Simply holding pee doesn’t lead to urinary tract problems such UTI (urinary tract infection), but it is believed that keeping in urine for long periods encourage bacteria entry to the urinary tract. Once that happen a condition know as Urinary Tract Infection(UTI)occurs. UTI causes the following problems:
- Persistent need to urinate.
- Burning sensation while peeing.
- Cloudy urine.
- Blood in the urine.
- Pelvic pain.
- Strong smelling urine.
2. Increases the risk of infection and kidney disease for people with the following issues:
- Enlarged prostate.( Click for details )
- Neurogenic bladder. (Click for details)
- Kidney disorders.
- Urinary retention.
With all the risks that comes about from simply holding in urine on that game of golf is it worth it?
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The UroClub™ is a portable urinary golf club. It was designed to look like a normal golf club to blend in well with other golf clubs and to provide the necessary disguise when relieving yourself.
How it works
It has a triple-sealed screw top and a hollow grip that can hold twice the amount normally urinated (about 500ml).
It comes with with a piece of towel like fabric that hangs down in fromt of your pants for privacy while in the act.
When the need arises, take the UroClub™ and slide it under the privacy fabric and your problem is gone!
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Please let me know what you think about The UroClub(TM).
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